JOHN GILLING (CAS '08) - John is a math major, and contrary to popular opinion, this does not imply that he has unnaturally greasy hair, a crazy accent, or poor social skills. He actually doesn't do much except occasionally make awkward noises, which sometimes make the other Abbeys regret having admitted him into the group. Tough luck, guys.
MIN CHO (CAS '10) - This suave Abbey comes from the far west region of Texas where tumbleweeds roll and salsa is a way of life. No, seriously. There are tumbleweeds. Min is known for his ninja skills and writing encrypted messages in a foreign language on chalkboards across campus. He also likes long walks on the beach and ice cream sundaes. ^_^
ALEX COUCH (CGS '08/COM? '10) - Alex Couch was sent from Birmingham, Alabama as the leader of an expedition to find snow and the fabled Eskimos. The journey was difficult, and many good men were lost along the way, so, even though Alex never saw any Eskimos, he decided to settle in Boston for the time being. He now has two warm coats and a hat, and is very content.
NATHAN BRENNER (CAS '08) - Straight from the horse's mouth:
"Hey all, my name is Nate/Nathan. I am special because I have a ridiculously awesome Jewfro that the rest of the members wish they could grow....but they can't....because I'm the lone jewbbey this year. Thats about it though. I'm also an awful dancer so don't expect much. If anyone feels like they could write a better Bio for me please do so and let me know."
CHIRS GIORDANO (SED '10) - This math education major can usually be found playing various online videogames or eating cartons of Orange Chicken during rehearsal. Chris is often mistaken for Nate, even by some of the other members, because of his faux "Jewfro." Contrary to popular belief, he is not Jewish, even though his hair gives that appearance.
JAY DULSKI (CAS '09) - Hailing from New Canaan, CT, this Sophomore is eager to let his friends know about his fair city's hometown connection to Ann Coulter. In addition to winning BU's only university-wide duck calling competition, Jay also has the uncanny ability to flirt in Latin. Oh, and he wants everyone to know, S.P.Q.R. (whatever that means?)
MARC RAMBEAU (CAS '09) - Hailing from sunny Phoenix, Arizona, Rambo is a straight-shooter who takes no crap from nobody. In his off-year between high school and college, Rambo took a year to hone his professional wrestling skills in the Ohio Valley Wrestling circuit, where he took on such superstars as Mike Mondo and Chet the Jet. A word from the wise, don't make this guy mad.
SAM BOND (CAS '09) - One of the four Newbbeys of 2005, this freshman takes being late to a new level. Whether it's coming into rehearsal with no idea of the time, or showing up to gigs late because of the Hyatt Shuttle, Sam knows how to make an entrance. Want to hear him? Listen for the high notes in... every song.
SCOTT WILLIAMS (SMG '07) - On November 14th, it was announced that the Dear Abbeys had won the bidding rights to Scott with a bid of $51,111,111.11. The Abbeys have 30 days to sign Scott to a contract. Otherwise, Scott will be sent back to the Japanese Acappella Consortium, where he sang with the Yokinawa Yoccidentals. Popular Acappella agent Barry Karl is currently handling contract negotiations.
HUNTER YOUNG (CAS '08) - The poster boy for the Lone Star State (that's Texas, for the layperson), Hunter "Big Tex" Young is the southern gentleman that every girl should want. This year he's the Tour Manager of the Abbeys, so if any of you long-distance groups out there are looking for a guest group, look this man up. Just don't ask him why we don't sing Country.
ED MCMANUS (SMG '07) - COMING SOON.

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PAUL PINARD (CFA '10) Born at the tender age of zero, Paul has come far since those days of infancy when he would wail at the top of his lungs for milk and a good burp. Now he wails at the top of his lungs because Scott likes to put him on Tenor 1 (although he still does like milk and a good burp). As the lone music major in the group, Paul has the resposibility of illegally letting all the other Abbeys into the practice rooms whenever they feel like it. Bad Paul.